1.You wait to go to the bathroom because your cat is curled up on your lap.
2.The most comfortable furniture in the house is for your cat.
3.The number one speed dial on your phone isn't 911 but the Vet.
4.You drink tap water while your cat gets bottled.
5.Your cat gets fed before the rest of your family.
6.Your cat ignores you when you call him, but when he meows you come running.
7.You run out of the cheap tuna but don't want to use the good stuff because it's for your cat.
8.Your cat has more toys then your kids.
9.When someone asks to see a photo of your kid, you show them a photo of your cat.
10.You spend more on cat shampoo, combs, brushes, etc; then you would ever think of spending on yourself.
10.All plants within my reach will be considered vegetables.
9.All toilet paper must be unrolled.
8.All doors (including closet doors) must remain open.
7.I don't do laps.
6.Yes, your leg does qualify as a scratching post.
5.I reserve the right to scratch anyone who pets me who I deem unworthy.
4.Anyone who sets foot in my house is fair game.
3.The dog is my pet
2.Anything I see is mine.
1.I am a God, treat me as such.
Did you ever wonder how old your cat is in Human years?? Well, here is an age chart.
Cat-Human
1---15
2---25
4---40
7---50
10--60
15--75
20--105
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